Captain N: Re-Edited Episode 14: Return To CastleVania!

It's been one week since Mother Brain's demise. The day following that event,The N-Team went on a mission to destroy Metroid once and for all. They succeeded and Peace had been brought to the Universe. Despite this though,Videoland still has it's share of isolated incidents. Which leads us to this next Adventure....

On CastleVania,Kevin and Simon attend The Belmont Awards, where Simon is going to be honored for being a hero like his great-grandfather, Trevor Belmont. Simon is fixing his hair.
 Kevin: Simon, they're not honoring you for Hairstyle of the Year. It's for being a hero like your great-grandfather.

Simon: Yes,but even heroes have to look their best.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,here to except the Belmont family items,Simon Belmont.

Simon approaches the Stage to applause. The Poltergeist King appears on stage.
 
Simon: (kneels) Your Kingship, I humbly accept the gifts you have come to bestow upon my heroic self.

Poltergeist King: (angry,accusing) You!? No,Simon Belmont! You are no hero! You never defeated the Count like your ancestors. Instead,you had the N-Team do it for you! Cowardly Buffoon!

A shocked Simon begins to faint,causing Kevin to rush out to the stage to help his friend.

Poltergeist King: I hereby place a curse on you,Simon Belmont! A 1,000 years of shame!

The Poltergeist King then disappears, taking the weapons with him. The audience begins booing Simon and throwing food at him.
 
Simon: (ashamed) My life is a complete lie! I'll never be able to live this down!
  
Simon escapes by running into a nearby warp. 

The Poltergeist King arrives at a Tower...And turns into the Count,who was impersonating the King.

The Count: (laughs evilly) With Simon Belmont disgraced,I could easily take over Castlevania.

Igor, a small winged creature sitting on top of the King's staff.

Igor: You're a genius, master.

The Count: "Thank you, Igor. Coming from you, that means zip.

He see the real Poltergeist King was escaping from the tower where he was being held captive. The King was climbing down a bedsheet. 

Igor: Your Wickedness, look. The real Poltergeist King is getting away!

The Count: Well, stop flapping your lips and start flapping your wings! Go, stop him!

Off screen,Igor screams.

The Count:  Ugh,Do I have to do every evil thing myself?

Count flies up and uses the King's magic staff to set the "rope" on fire. The King climbs back up to the window he came out of.
 Vlad, the Count's son, comes by on his bat-shaped skateboard,he even does a trick.

Vlad: Whoa,dude! Vampires Rule!

The Count grabs Vlad and is mad.

Vlad: Whoa,cool it Dad dude! You're wrinkling the cape.

The Count: Vlad,you incompetent idiot! You were supposed to be watching the King.

Vlad: (non-nonchalantly)Hey,Not my problemo,man!

The Count: (almost fuming) That's It!! I've had it with your attitude! (releases vlad) Out of my sight,you embarrassment!!

Vlad: (angry) I don't need this! I'm outta here!

Vlad leaves via a warp.

After looking for Simon in every dungeon in town, Kevin finds Simon in the graveyard on the other side of CastleVania. Simon was at Trevor's grave,upset.

Kevin: Simon,What are you doing here?

Simon: (saddened) It's the only place I could show my face (looks in his mirror)...and such a handsome face, too

Simon sits on another grave and awakens an old wizard from his sleep,who zaps him. Simon screams.

Wizard: Can't a homeless old Wizard get some peace. Wha...? Trever Belmont? Is that you? No,wait,you're not him. You look like him though.

Simon: You knew my Great-grandfather?

Wizard: Knew him? I helped him on his mission to defeat The Count 100 years ago. I sense the same heroic spirit within you.

Kevin: We have to find the Poltergeist King,and fix this misunderstanding.

Wizard: Oh,I can help you. Just need to rejuvenate these old bones.
 
The old wizard accidentally casts the wrong spell and brings a Skull Knight to life! Simon is too upset to notice it.

Kevin: Simon! Look out!

Kevin zaps it, and he only manages to shoot off one of it's horns. The horn flies off and bonks the wizard on the head.

Wizard: Oh,now I remember! The Stone spell!

The Wizard freezes the Skull Knight with the stone spell and it crumbles.

Simon then turns around to see what's going on.

Simon: What happened?

Within the his lair,The Count is watching all of this using a magic projection ring.

The Count: (annoyed) They need to be stopped before they reveal the trusth.

When Simon, Kevin, and the old wizard warp into the Poltergeist King's cave.

Kevin: Let's hope his Royal Ghostness is home.

The King Appears and is outraged.

Poltergeist King: You Dare set foot in my lair,you fraud?

Kevin: Cool off,King.

Kevin fires at a spike, and water comes gushing out,wetting the King. The Count then turns back into his true form.

Simon: I should've known you'd have your fang marks in this.

The Count: Speaking of fang marks. Check out my "Belmont Bashers"

The Count laughs evilly as he summons spikes from the ceiling to crush them. As the spikes lower,the old Wizard decides to stop the spikes with a spell.

Wizard (skimming through his book,and fails to find an appropriate spell): Oh,I'll just improvise.

The old wizard again chants the wrong spell, warping himself out of there.

The Count: I hate to bite and run,but..

The Count turns into a bat and flies off. Simon tries to capture the Count with his whip,but instead he catches a rising/falling spike trap instead...while it's ascending

Then Vlad comes by, destroys the spikes and spike traps with fireballs. Simon falls down. 

Kevin: Thanks.

Vlad: Cool,save huh? I'm Vlad,The Count's son. Though I'm totally on your side. I wanna help you destroy my pops and save CastleVania.

The Count is hiding in his bat form, hearing all of this.

Moments Later, Vlad warps Simon,Kevin,and himself into the Count's room.

Vlad: This is it,dudes,pops new lair.

Kevin: Looks like dear old dad is out to lunch.

The Count appears.

The Count: No, I thought I'd have a bite in my room today.

Simon: Take This!

Simon whips a candle, somehow turning it into a boomerang which then heads straight for The Count, who then turns it into some kind of Ghost that heads straight for them, which is then shot down by Kevin.

Kevin: I think Simon's gonna need our help, Vlad.

Vlad: You're the one who's gonna need help, sucker.

Vlad joins his father by his side.

Simon: See? We never should've trusted that son of a count.

The Count: (to vlad) You do your father proud.

Vlad: Heh! I learned from the best.

Simon knocks the magic staff out of the Count's hand.

The Count: Fools!

The Count goes to get the staff,

Vlad: Mummies! Attack!

Some Mummies appear

Kevin: Simon,get the staff. I'll hand these freaks.

The Count grabs the staff,but Simon swings towards him using his whip, and knocks the Count away,making him drop the staff in the prossess. The Count falls into a coffin. The coffin closes on the Count.

Kevin uses his Power Pad and unwraps the mummies,destroying them. He then uses the Mummies wrappings to wrap up Vlad. He then sends him spinning into an upright coffin. The coffin shuts on Vlad.

Simon: (stands on the counts coffin) Like Great-Granfather,Like Great-Granson!
 
Later,back at The Belmont Awards, the audience has fallen asleep (the Poltergeist King is already asleep) from Simon's long, boring speech as he accepts Trevor's weapons.  Even Kevin seems bored. The Wizard is there too.

Simon:...And so we will now bestow upon on the House of Belmont,these fine weapons.

Kevin: I wish we bestowed Silence upon the Mouth of Belmont.

The Wizard: I'll handle this.

The old wizard casts a spell, tying Simon up with bandages like a mummy so he can't talk. Kevin and the audience crack up laughing.
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Note: And thus ends this final adventure in CastleVania. Our 'Grand Finale Tour' of Videoland continues,as we head back to Megaland.